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Story in Retirement Book

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The Story Starts Here___________________________

Page 1

Mike's Retirement Roast

Page 2 - Photo Page.

Page 3
This book was written in honor of
Mike Smith

Retired from Whirlpool on December 1, 2000

Page 4

Mike Smith officially retired from Whirlpool on December 1, 2000He had spent 20 long, tough years on the job and was now looking forward to a change of pace.  The adjustment from a hectic work schedule to a life of leisure would not be easy for MikeHe was known to Wayne, John and Missy as a hard worker, one who could always be counted on regardless of the circumstances.

Page 5 - Illustration on page
Text at bottom of page: "Hey Mike, have you finished that rush job that was due yesterday?"

Page 6
One thing
Mike wouldn't miss was the daily grind.  Getting up early each day, working all morning without a break, grabbing a quick lunch, and staying late at night would soon be a thing of the past.  Mike rarely took a day off and generally skipped his vacation to help 
Wayne, John and Missy
at work.

Page 7 - Illustration on page
Text at bottom of page:
Mike often worked twelve hours and slept twelve hours.  His boss was upset because they were the same twelve hours.

Page 8
Mike had a long, distinguished career.  His last job, vice-president at Whirlpool, undoubtedly was one of the most important in the organization.  Mike often commented that they would have a tough time finding a replacement for him.

Page 9 - Illustration on page
Text at bottom of page:
"You want a replacement for
Mike?  
What about that new kid in the mail room?"

Page 10
Retirement would provide
Mike and Kimberly with an opportunity to travel.  Being a highly organized individual, Mike could go anywhere 
at a moment's notice.

Page 11 - Illustration on page
Text at bottom of page:
"
Mike, it says 'pack light,' not 'pack the light.' "

Page 12
Retirement would also provide
Mike and Kimberly with a chance to spend more time with Joe and Sally.  Being such a popular individual, Mike wondered if he would ever have any time to himself.

Page 13 - Illustration on page
Text at bottom of page: 
"I don't care if your bags are already packed, Mike.  
Could you at least wait until we invite you?"

Page 14

Mike was looking forward to a life of leisure.  Relaxing mornings, pleasant lunches, peaceful strolls and time for his favorite activities, such as golf and scuba diving, would fill his days.  The daily grind would 
quickly be forgotten.

Page 15 - Illustration on page
Text at bottom of page: 
"Sorry,
Mike, I don't care what the doctor ordered.  
You can't come back to work for a rest!"

Page 16
While most people fear the economic uncertainties of retirement, Mike and Kimberly had nothing to worry about.  Mike's motto was "A penny saved is a penny earned."  His sound investments over the years had built a comfortable nest egg.

Page 17 - Illustration on page
Text at bottom of page: 
"How could I be out of money?  I still have checks left!"

Page 18
Mike's retirement get-together was attended by family and special friends.  As always, Mike tried to entertain everyone with stories about his achievements, however small.  The enraptured crowd hung on his every word.  They had to - it was his party!

Page 19 - Illustration on page
Text at bottom of page: 
"Thank goodness
Mike will only retire once!"

Page 20
- Shows who book is from:

Your loving daughter,

Jeannie

December 1, 2000

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Four pages for autographs of friends and co-workers.... or whatever else you need to record.

 

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